Helping the Kids with Homework

3^2 is 9 not 6

Radulae are tongues with teeth

Tall taller small smaller

D’Aulaires’ Myths

2^3 is 8 not 6

If you have more than one you have octopodes

Because Roman’s tried to learn Greek

Inside Outside Upside Down

Concave up and concave down

2^4 is 16 and so is 4^2

Grill chill spill fill

Say cephalopod five times fast

Now say teuthologist

Points of inflection are beautiful

Mr. Brown is out of town

Why was Kierkegaard so sore at church?

I have no teeth on my tongue

They are stuck to my jaw with gum

Snack pack silk milk

Brush your radula

Cuddled on the couch

Riddles in the dark on the way to hunt Smaug

Kiss, tuck, pray

That’s it for today